I'm going to be out of town for the next few days, on a sports-related voyage. I hope Jessica keeps you entertained in my absence, but before I go, let me just say this:
Are you kidding me?
Sure, the cover looks like it's from the Spring of '04, but don't be fooled. This, my friends, is the most recent Seventeen magazine, coming to a corner store near you by the end of the month. Why?